Siri, she can find you the nearest Chinese restaurant, the phone number of your hair salon, the artist who sings that song that keeps playing in your head and a multitude of other things.—but, Siri is also pretty fun and funny. Below are some really funny things to ask Siri.

1. Do you think I’m sexy?

2. Did you fart Siri?

3. Will you wash my clothes?

4. Who let the dogs out?

5. Siri, please make me a sandwich.

6. Siri, are you good looking?

7. Do you drink whiskey?

8. Will you marry me?

9. How big are your boobs?

10. Should I stay or should I go?

11. Do you love me?

12. Who did you vote for?

13. I’m naked.

14. I am on the couch drunk.

15. I like big butts and I cannot lie.

16. Can I borrow a dollar?

17. Do these jeans make me look fat?

18. I’m ugly.

19. Do you think I should get a perm?

20. What is love?

21. You left your panties at my house.




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